Khan Bangaya Crorepathi: KBC

** and so has the T.V channel and the Telephone company**

Welcome folks... It’s sad that I have made it a point to waste your time with all insignificant things possible week in and week out… But… with the kind of jobless people who usually read my blog I don’t think I should be feeling sorry. Guess I’m doing you all a favor. So let’s get to today’s column without further delay…

I happened to watch the first episode of KBC-3 and I have to admit, no matter how much I detest SRK’s “acting” ability he does a pretty good job in front of a crowd. Partly because the audiences are spared the “tears” part plus his sense of “timing-comedy” is really admirable…

Now of course there are a bunch of people who HAD to compare SRK with Big G and I’m sure you’ll be totally surprised to know that they think he is no match for AB. Personally I did not find anything similar in the styles of both men which totally rules out any chances of a logical comparison but who cares bout logic anyway…

Anyway I have not set out to justify who hosts the show better but to show the kind of money that is actually coming out of this show. SRK is now a Crorepathi 50 times over. Yea you heard me right 50 fuckin times over. Reportedly he has been paid almost twice the amount that was being given to the Big B…

All this in return for almost nothing. God damn it he doesn’t even have to cry on stage!!! The only difference is that he could romance beautiful women earlier but with the kind of money he’s being paid I don’t think that he would have a problem romancing an Orangutan… (And you thought Shetty’s 12 crore were something to write about!!)

I recently read somewhere that the channel receives more than a million sms’s for each show. Not to mention the phone calls and all that shit. The channel and the phone company have a 50:50 sharing deal. Now if each msg costs even 3 bucks... THEY ARE GETTING FUCKIN RICH!!!! So what’s the fucking deal if they give away some lacs of rupees as prizes anyway…

This is really not worth writing about but I’m on a quest to write something non-wrestling and non-booze it’s really hard to find any “interesting” content.

Till next time then...

CHeers!!