S Fuckin MS

Well well well... It's just so hard to find the time to do something when you'd much rather be doing nothing.. Right?? Anywaz its time to give you another column, a quick column, before the mysterious forces of my bed pull me into the nothingness...

Its been quite a bad week with the cold fever n sore throat not showing any signs of receding. The project review was a disaster, almost got kicked out of the HOD's room. Ok Ok! I did get kicked out. Psst psst... lemme share a secret.. Its official now... the old man has definitely lost it.. That lil mockery of a review hardly did anything to dampen my spirits cause I had jus the previous night acquired a copy of John Cena's "The Marine" and couldn wait to get home and watch it. And maybe even write a review. But some asshole has flicked the dvd and the hunt is on since then..

Today was not all that bad. Had just one hour of college and 2 hot puris and a rava roast later I could finally settle down in my dark room and enjoy an amazing afternoons sleep. But wait... Sounds too good to be true right.. Just as i was about to fall into a deep slumber the bloody phone went off... A god damn SMS... a Good morning forward from a number i don even know.. Which part of the world are you in, asshole, its 12 noon here n its time to sleep and you have jus spoiled what could have been the best day of a totally fucked up week.. Here I am after an hour of tossing n turning n cursing the jackass who sent me that SMS..

SMS... Now how the fuck is that a breakthrough in technology?? I mean, YOU'RE TYPING MESSAGES instead of talking. This is going backwards, idiots! What's next, rather than call your friend and say "Hey dude, come over" you just release a flock of fucking courier pigeons?? Sheesh!!!

Dont even get me started on em forwarded messages.. The good mornings, the good nights, the i love yous, the you are my best friends... BAH! The adult jokes are not so bad but hey you do not substitute every Tom Dick n Harry with the word Sardar.. Its not funny that way. Last I know Sardar was in a train talkin Tamil.. Jeesus Christ give the poor fella a break! But then these jokes do tend to become funny when der is a Sardar around.. Hehe...

Then there are these SMS freaks or junkies or watevr u like to call them.. A brand of their own.. Idiots! There you are trying to make an important point and there he is, right in front of you totally engrossed in that stupid lil screen replying to some other idiot waiting at the other end causing similar pain to another idiot. Well... i get to call everyone except me an idiot but thats jus cause its my blog and I do what I want HAH! (No personal offences plz)

These SMS freaks are all around you.. Even in your own room!!! They exhibit strange characteristics.. But then im sure you know many of them and I don have to go into the details.. The important point to be noted here is that the stupid cellular phone actually determines various important schedules.. like the sleep schedule for instance.. which in my opinion should be based on more important things like how tired you are and how much sleep you got the previous night rather than by how many people are awake and willing to text message at insane hours of the night!!

SMS often acts like a satisfying lullaby i find.. Its soo easy to sleep off text messagin somebody right??? Well fuck you! Its time you noticed that there are other people trying to sleep around you and the light from your damn mobile and the sound of constant hammering that you impose on your poor keypad is not exactly a lullaby to their ears!!! So much for a good nights sleep..
Now there is one good use of text messagin.. You can safely tell a girl that you love her over sms without risking the imprint of a sandal on your face. But people who propose over sms are a bunch of losers anyway... So much for that idea!!!

Do you remember the last time they announced that you could win a Honda Civic for Rs.2 by bidding on your cell phone.. The people who ended up winning NOTHIN sure do. Bah. There's not even any proof that anyone will win. And hello tunes are a sick joke that rob you of your hard earned balance, lets not get into that.. Im seriously beginning to think that Mukherjee urf Aryan is not such an asshole after all (rotfl)

It really gets on my nerve, the kind of things that people say.. "Damn we get only 100 free messages per day./ how dare they charge us 10p after that. There is seriously no justice on earth" Yea fuck you, why dont you move to another planet THANK YOU. What else to add.. What more can i pile on this already stinking heap.. AH! the pass this on to 10 idiots message.. Thats so much crap that i choose not to discuss it any further..

This has been fun... Truly therapy for me and punishment for you i agree but if you have got this far you might as well leave a comment behind... Or you can text message it to me maybe ;) After all sms is free and the inherent cheapos that we are cant jus have enough of it can we... Hurray to free sms... Thats it for today.. Catch you sometime soon... "Have a nice day" (Mick Foley ishtyle).

CHeers!