Aish Bash!!

Hola folks! Its frustrating.. The weekend draws to a close, an uneventful (read boring) weekend if I might say, and you are left to worry about the Monday that lies ahead. Something im sure, that none of you look forward to. But there s not much you can do about it right?? wrong!! You can always get drunk and bunk the next day f skool, college or work as the case may be.. Well.. you dont HAVE to get drunk but its so much fun dat way ;)

I happened to read a small piece some place.. AB jr telling the media.. " Leave my marriage alone.." or some crap like that.. Hey AB wat were you thinking bout anyway?? You jus say that and what do you expect.. VOILA! the paparazzi is off your tail?? I thought you knew better.. Dont you guys think its like asking for more trouble?? Screwing for virginity if I might put it that way....

Its been in the news sometime now.. The impending AB jr n Aish marriage.. They seem to be the Brangelina of Bollywood right now.. Last spotted in Varanasi.. The media was even talking bout Aish's "Kundali". Cant you jus give the guys a break.. You wanna watch Aish go for a movie.. Umarao Jaan.. Oops its no longer in the theaters..

Aish.. Thats the real reason aint it.. Theres a beautiful woman involved, former Miss World, you jus cant leave it alone can ya.. It has NEWS written all over it.. Her affairs, her past, her kundali.. people wanna know everythin.. Its jus girl mania... Unfortunately all men suffer from it...

Aishwariya Rai.. What comes to your mind when you hear the name... Beautiful... Classy... Charming.. Homely... Slut! Why not.. Look at all the men she s been with.. Im pretty sure you could clone the "ideal" actor if science would allow that.. 6 foot plus, Arnold like body (all steroids tho) with an inherent insatiable urge to shoot down animals and run over people and not to mention finally a kind heart that would go out of the way to help Tsunami victims.. Ok that doesn make for an ideal actor but still quite a character that would make...

<* The author is back after a 5 min hiatus after falling down from the chair, rolling on the ground and laughing till his stomach hurt.. It was so much more funny in my head but unfortunately cant use the same language here *>

Aish... surely the most over rated actor of our times.. I wouldn even call her an actor.. I mean, did any of you watch Umarao Jaan.. Gosh! You can find better chemistry between a rock and a log of wood!!! I wonder from where do people actually get the courage to make such a movie, and watch it too...

I heard the Bacchans were worried about the way Aish was portrayed in Dhoom.. Yeaaaa... They should try watchin Umarao Jaan for a change.. Dhoom was a welcome change tho... Aish looked old and starved but somehow seemed hott.. Kajra Re portrayed her in perfect "lukkah" style as Vinod would put it.. But Aish s best till date has to be Shabd in which she really turned up the heat..

Kuch na kaho.. I have to mention this.. Definitely one of the worst movies ever made.. But watched it cause Roshit had to act like such a pest.. Anyhow the cd had too many scratches and by some miracle we missed the ending.. I got the shock of my life when he said he watched the movie over again.. jeeez..

Another thing i heard.. Aish magically happens to destroy the careers of the men she dates.. What men are we talkin here?? Vivek Oberoi?? Now when did Vivek ever have a career??

Yaaaawn... Yea your feelin it too i can understand... Lets jus stop it then... C ya guys soon i cant think ne more... My poor brain has been deprived of alcohol for more than 36 hours now... Time to reset the counter...


CHeers!